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Tamara
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| Thu May 10, 2007 9:20 pm If you love someone |
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I got this in an email today thought it was cute.
Original Quote
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
The New Versions.....
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* Pessimist: *
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
*Optimist: *
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
*Suspicious: *
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
*Playful:*
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
*C++ Programmer:*
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe
*Animal-Rights Activist*:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
*Lawyers:*
If you love someone,
Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph
13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
*Bill Gates:*
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
*Biologist:*
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.
*Statisticians:*
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is
high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
*Over possessive person:*
If you love someone don't set her free.
*HR specialist:*
If you love someone
set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
*MBA:*
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously.
*Finance expert:*
If you love someone
set her free...
If she comes back its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
*Marketing Expert:*
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets. |
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kjdama
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| Thu May 10, 2007 11:33 pm |
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| LOL!! Those are cute!! |
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ashley
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| Fri May 11, 2007 12:02 am |
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| That is cute :D |
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earthgifts
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| Fri May 11, 2007 1:09 pm |
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| LOL, that's funny! :lol: |
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Tamara
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| Sat May 12, 2007 1:11 am |
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| Im glad I could share some smiles :D |
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WorkAtHomeSpace
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| Sat May 12, 2007 9:38 pm |
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| :icon_smiley36: |
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Darlene
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| Sun May 13, 2007 3:21 am |
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| That was good Tamara. Thanks for posting. |
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ilovecharms
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| Wed May 16, 2007 4:03 am |
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I read this when you posted it and forgot to tell you that I enjoyed it! Thanks Tamara.
P.S. My first baby was going to be named Tamara if he had been a girl! That was way back when you got to wait until the delivery to find out which little bundle of joy you got! Pretty name. |
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Fendi
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| Wed May 16, 2007 2:18 pm |
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| That's a keeper ! |
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